Italian Language Lesson 1

Today, I taught myself how to conjugate the verb "to Google" in Italian. I have translated it to "Googliare," which will follow the rules for -are verb endings. Here we go, in present tense...

io Googlio noi Googliamo

tu Googli voi Googliate

lui/lei Googlia loro Googliano

Pretty impressive, no?

Tomorrow brings my first unknown language lesson. However, we've already been told that the language is Serbian and I have taken it upon myself to look up the basics, which really defeats the whole point. Sorry, but the word 'unprepared' doesn't have a place in my vocabulary.